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[via warp-net.com] Vincent Gallo is selling his sperm for $1 million.
Oh, dude. First Brown Bunny, and now this:
Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration. In fact, for the next 30 days, he is offering a $50,000 discount to any potential female purchaser who can prove she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes. Anyone who can prove a direct family link to any of the German soldiers of the mid-century will also receive this discount. Under the laws of the Jewish faith, a Jewish mother would qualify a baby to be deemed a member of the Jewish religion. This would be added incentive for Mr. Gallo to sell his sperm to a Jew mother, his reasoning being with the slim chance that his child moved into the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar.
November 7 2005, 19:43:16 UTC 6 years ago
November 7 2005, 23:28:11 UTC 6 years ago
i did, just not to you...
sorry for the lack of commentation, i was really into this, and you can ask a couple of my classmates, i definitely cut and pasted some excerpts and was all like "check it out." sorry i didn't let you know how into it i was/am. how's the northwest?November 14 2005, 20:16:17 UTC 6 years ago
how's the west coast, pal?!
November 15 2005, 20:13:44 UTC 6 years ago
the west coast is excellent now that i have a job! hit me up on IM sometime and i'll tell ya all about it.
November 15 2005, 20:20:17 UTC 6 years ago
way to go!!
congrats on the job!! ok, we'll talk soon.yeah, of course i want in on that action. you know how i love being one's internet "friend".
November 15 2005, 20:46:03 UTC 6 years ago
Re: way to go!!
thanks.done and done. i see you're still a very prolific LJer!
December 17 2005, 01:45:43 UTC 6 years ago
i thought that was hilarious
random person via
the answer to how many issues of tape op you need (other post on blog) is: lots.
December 20 2005, 00:04:40 UTC 6 years ago
how you doin'? i see you're on flickr, etc. as well. should we be LJ friends?
December 20 2005, 00:33:25 UTC 6 years ago
flickr = a++
sure i'll give it a shot. sometimes i am ljslacker tho so be forewarned
December 20 2005, 01:01:33 UTC 6 years ago
what the hell, i'll add ya.